THINGS I WILL DO ON THIS ACCOUNT:
-MAKE EXCELLENT POSTS
-BE ENDLESSLY CHARMING AND FUNNY
-FURTHER MY MAGICAL RESEARCH OUT OF BOTH GENUINE CURIOSITY AND ALSO SPITE DIRECTED AT THE MEMBERS OF ACADEMIA WHO HAVE WRONGED ME
THINGS I WILL NOT DO ON THIS ACCOUNT:
-I WILL NOT HEX YOUR NEIGHBOR'S DOG. JUST TALK OUT YOUR PROBLEMS LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. OR I CAN JUST HEX YOUR NEIGHBOR INSTEAD WHY BRING THE DOG INTO IT
STAND STILL AND LET ME CAST THIS SPELL AT YOU YOU'LL BE FINE, YOU'LL JUST END UP VERY FAR AWAY FROM ME
ALSO I CAST SPELLS. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY MAKE SURE YOUR HOUSE HASN'T BEEN RECENTLY FIREBALLED
"KARA ARE YOU SAYING THAT LESBIANISM IS A FORM OF MAGIC?" YES?? I MEAN HAVE YOU SEEN WOMEN? GOD DAMN
OH THANK GOD I WAS TRAPPED IN THE DIMENSION WHERE CASTING SPELLS REQUIRED UNIMAGINABLE SUFFERING AS A SACRIFICE. ANYWAYS I'M GOING TO NOT THINK ABOUT WHAT PLANAR TRAVEL MIGHT HAVE DONE OVER THERE AND INSTEAD FOCUS ON HOW I CAN MAGICALLY HEAT MY INSTANT NOODLES WITHOUT AN ENTIRE VILLAGE GOING MYSTERIOUSLY MISSING
#INTRODUCTIONS MY NAME IS KARA. I'M A FORMER STUDENT AT THE WIZARD ACADEMY BEFORE I WAS DISGRACEFULLY EXILED DUE TO THE MACHINATIONS OF THE DEVIOUS MAGE PROFESSOR SMORKENSDORF. NOW I LOB FIREBALLS AT UNSUSPECTING TRESPASSERS FROM THE WINDOWS OF MY WIZZZARD'S TOWER. THIS IS AN UPGRADE
this is the most beautiful magic
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