NOT TO GET HORNY ON ALT BUT I'D LET THIS LADY DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO ME

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I AM SIMPLY CHILLING AND VIBING ON THIS WEDNESDAY NIGHT. PICTURED: ME CHILLING AND VIBING

PICTURED: AMIYA. BEST DAUGHTER. SOMEHOW THE ONLY STARTER GACHA UNIT IN ANY GACHA I'VE PLAYED THAT'S REMAINS RELEVANT INTO THE END GAME

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PICTURED: SKYFIRE. ANOTHER PRACTICTIONER OF THE FINE ARTS OF BURNING EVERYTHING TO ASH. IS WEARING EMILY'S EXACT IDEAL FASHION

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PICTURED: LAVA THE PURGATORY. THIS IS THE VERSION OF LAVA WHERE SHE WENT "I WILL GO SICKO MODE" AND HAS NOT STOPPED SINCE. HAS A COOL ROBOT CANE

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OBLIGATORY VIGNA MENTION BECAUSE HER NOT BEING A WIZARD DOESN'T MEAN SHE CAN'T STILL BE BEST GIRL

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PICTURED: SKADI THE CORRUPTING HEART. FORSOOK THE BLADE IN FAVOR OF THE PATH OF WIZARDRY IN ORDER TO FULFILL HER DREAM OF GETTING EVERYONE MURDERED TO DEATH BY DEEP SEA ABOMINATIONS. MOSTLY JUST NEEDS A FRIEND

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PICTURED: MOSTIMA, ANOTHER TOP-TIER WIZARD IN ARKNIGHTS. TIME MAGE. SHE'S AN ANGEL BUT SHE HAS DEVIL HORNS BECAUSE SHE'S DEFINITELY KILLED SOMEONE WITH A GUN

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PICTURED: ONE OF THE BEST WIZARDS IN ARKNIGHTS. NOTE THE CUTE HORNS, THE HOOF BOOTS, AND THE FACT THAT SHE'S SETTING SHIT ON FIRE. GOALS

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THIS IS MY SORCERERSONA POOPBOY MCSTINKYFACE, THE STINKIEST SORCERER IN ALL THE LAND

IF YOU (A COMPLETE STRANGER) PARACHUTE INTO MY MENTIONS WITH A CLEVER RIFF ON MY EXCELLENT POST I PROMISE YOU THAT I WILL BE FAR RUDER ON THIS ACCOUNT THAN I OTHERWISE WOULD BE ON MY MAIN. THIS IS BOTH IN CHARACTER AND ALSO BECAUSE I DON'T RESPECT ANY OF YOU

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