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so yeah this dnd party did the exact opposite of adventuring and decided to settle down with all of their money and found a town on the ruins of another. a year of downtime later, this is what it looks like. they literally own all of this like its a fief, they've got a small army, and new people are showing up all the time.

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alright who of you has been writing these lines

just finished doing a map commission for someone. honestly I shoulda charged more, I kicked ass on this

this woman's landlord used the bible to justify a rent hike of 10%???

your mother and i? what a romantic story. we met when i messaged her on instagram 17 times until she blocked me, then i messaged her on twitter asking her why she blocked me, followed up with another block. so i then proceeded to message her on

Dune 2021 

I suspect I'm not the only newly evangelized ornithopter nerd out there so I'll be trying to contain my enthusiasm about the vehicle but BOY did I like the look of those vehicles

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Dune 2021 

When I first saw them flying in formation on screen I literally said out loud "Those are so fucking cool" so yeah they were pretty cool

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Dune 2021 

Those ornithopters though, damn those were cool vehicles. I want one.

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me and the boys are talking about converting to sikhism

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