starwall [mastoween] @starwall@wizzzard.online

the year is 2027. nerds are still in the honeymoon period with the Nintendo Cinematic Universe when Super Smash Brothers, in which the stars of the phase one films Mario (and its sequel Mario World), Zelda and DK* team up to defeat the evil Master Hand, is released to overwhelming commercial and critical success. a post credit scene reveals that Mother 3 is finally getting an English release...as a film adaptation.

*Rumors is that the studio wanted to title the film simply "Kong" but Universal threatened trademark lotigation

i kinda want this furry barbie actually

internet users in 2008: it's the fucking internet you can curse here stop censoring yourself you wimp

youtubers in 2022: if i say "piss" once in my video i will not be able to eat for a month

@starwall i am 1000% down

awoo

super mario bros trailer is just gonna be chris pratt deadpan saying "wahoo" in his own voice over a black screen, cut to title.

went to ikea, obtained babyhaj

huh??

bar tip: talking to someone who introduces themselves as "One Love" and tries to tell you about signs from the universe is always a bad time.