Swiff, Anew! @swiff@wizzzard.online
Current Main of @Swiff
Just a Wizard Simp making my way in this world
> Properly Embarrassed Anthropology B.A.
> Digital Archaeologist
> Substitute Teacher
Mufos can contact me anywhere, just lemme know who you are!
25, CA, USA
Cops ain't shit, empire is evil, nuance is good but centrism isn't
Boosts & Faves are basically always a-okay, I take 'em in an always positive light
Follow reqs are fine, no need for a message ahead of time unless ya just want to
Joined Oct 2020
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Introduction!
#introductions
Heyo!!
I'm Adam, or Swiff, either one works!
I've been on and off the fedi for about four(?) years now, first on the big mastodon.social, then on glitch.social, then cybre.space, then rage.love (which is where my alt still is!) and now finally here in my very own tower! Never had a giant social media presence, and I don't see that changing if I can help it.
I'm a huge dork, and in spite of it all I learn a lot by being on here, following who I do
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I've got nothing I feel like saying about the meta, please don't ask.
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Wizzzard.online is a firmly pro-Cow-Tool instance, this is my first major stand taken as an admin
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The doors of this Wizard's tower will remain closed. Trust me, it's for your protection as much as it is mine.
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here's to laughing hard enough that you can't click the thing you were trying to click on because your laughter is physically moving your mouse hand
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streaming more TALES OF BERSERIA right now! in tonight's episode: the gang commits a new crime. laphicet feels his first emotion (sadness). velvet catches gay feelings.
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gonna buy a leg on leg.com
Selfie taken by someone else (??), No EC
Hee hoo I had a good hair day today
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please stop watching the debate i'm gonna stream tales of berseria in an hour and twenty minutes
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how did I just not know about mitch mcconnell's hand
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Goodnight tooters!
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@whiskers hate it when i buy a coca-cola from a public vending machine and their lawyers kill me on sight for drinking it in public
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EYE is france's most ethical export
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i think something EYE really nails is that wacky silly shit can coexist alongside really profound ideas
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Reminder that one of EYES guns comes with the settings "full auto" and "fuller auto" in case you haven't realized it's a masterpiece yet
When @galaxgal and I played through the entirety of EYE together, and I was playing a mage build, she was kind enough to go back through one of the routes a second time just so I could melt people with my brain and honestly that's true friendship
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Imagine being trapped in your cycles of guilt
This post made by meta-streumonic force gang
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I see we were all E.Y.E. posting while I was on lunch. Please play E.Y.E.
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none of the things that you suspect will make you interesting actually do. drugs dont. liking cool movies doesnt. getting a nerd in a headlock doesnt. the only thing that makes you interesting is 'doing jigsaw puzzle'.
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hate it when my wife turns into a multidimensional being trying to kill me with guns
Current Main of @Swiff
Just a Wizard Simp making my way in this world
> Properly Embarrassed Anthropology B.A.
> Digital Archaeologist
> Substitute Teacher
Mufos can contact me anywhere, just lemme know who you are!
25, CA, USA
Cops ain't shit, empire is evil, nuance is good but centrism isn't
Boosts & Faves are basically always a-okay, I take 'em in an always positive light
Follow reqs are fine, no need for a message ahead of time unless ya just want to
Joined Oct 2020
