Swiff, Your Mentor @swiff@wizzzard.online

Hours lost in the dark, you finally push open the cellar door and surface. Taking stock of your surroundings, you are unconvinced that your situation has improved.

Artifacts line the walls and floor, some expertly mounted, some haphazardly piled in precarious stacks. The air hums with an expectant energy, and the corners of your mind tingle as if imperceptibly gnawed on by thousands of tiny nibbling teeth.

You have entered the Wizzzard.Tower. You feel that this was a grave error.

Ascend.

I will never take Mastodon seriously and that's a promise

An AK-47 has enough wooden parts to be considered, legally, a wizard's staff

sign here muy lord and become a magical girl

Wizzzard.online is a firmly pro-Cow-Tool instance, this is my first major stand taken as an admin

The Wizzzard.tower and the Monads mansion share the same basement-- like, our two different buildings and their two different basement hatches somehow both open to the same entry to the same staircase down. Space time anomaly, you know how it goes

This is normally fine, there is ample storage space for us to share, but it does make the unexpected spontaneous Orgy Day a little bit of a potential landmine if i need to grab a new crate of hats or some fresh Homunculus Meat and forget to knock.

Snackrolling the Mojavelicious with the crew

Soy food

Soy Food

https://youtu.be/Jmi3HqJbnu4

*reading a part of homestuck in which a character laments the violence that they must perform and the danger they must be in*

oh this is just like gundam

I could probably pull off a respectable Morgan impression, though not through any of the usual hallmarks: no porno dialogue or references to mark's dad, that's for amateurs.