Swiff, Published Ogdo Criminal @swiff@wizzzard.online

Today's bit: Knight of Swords reversed (I really have to remember to uncheck that option), 10 of Wands Oppression, Prince of Swords. @swiff upstages me with an Ogdo intern joke. I conspire to have Swiff put on seneschal duty, a hideous task consisting of dealing with our repugnant reader base, but I oversell it and end up being placed on duty myself as people ask me tiresome questions like whether or not they'll make a recovery or be able to integrate back into daily life, etc. 🙄

Today's reply guys: Knight of Wands, Knight of Disks, 3 of Cups. A complete pleroma dickhead wanders straight into a triple Siddon, but in the ensuing aftermath while everyone is talking about it, a solarpunk subsistence farmer shows up to relitigate toilet paper discourse

A girl who is hot but overclouted is going to by severe dunking win a small argument about some kind of minor bullshit, or else throw herself into the ring on the side of something ultimately unimportant, but that's going to inadvertently lead to her being outed as less a milf than she presents.

Moving on, today's essay posts: II, The High Priestess/Popess, 8 of Swords Interference, 8 of Wands Completion. A dense and highly technical exegesis of theory regarding political violence. It's well-written but it also is maybe too well-written for the specific circumstances it describes, and therefore somewhat overfits what ought to be general points in order to make them apply to its example. Too tankie by half for most.

Today's most fucked up bullshit will involve: 7 of Swords, Futility, plus reversed Queen of Wands and 7 of Wands, Valor. It's futile to try to avoid the stolen milf valor, that shit is happening and it's either happening today or the groundwork is being laid today. We can try and verify the milf accounts but someone is not holding to the Monarchal Milf Mindset.

today on #thelocal , i try to convince you Factorio is a fighting game

@swiff you need a PaRappa-style U POSTIN' meter

im getting ready to sell Tankie Wipes. They are like dude wipes, but for hardcore tankie scum

@swiff @starwall not even gonna upcast it? smh

@swiff @hoppet The Homoeroticism is not located in one of the implanted Geneseed Organs, because it is located in all of the implanted Geneseed Organs

Emilys will always be like *hands u an envelope closed with her personal seal detailing the political agitator in her court that must disappear mysteriously, long live her highness*

@swiff i mean given how often the protagonists of the novels apparently do things shirtless this seems pretty lore appropriate

if warhammer is so good *assistant whispers in my ear* there's how many warhammer??