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Swiff, Forlorn Archmage

Hours lost in the dark, you finally push open the cellar door and surface. Taking stock of your surroundings, you are unconvinced that your situation has improved.

Artifacts line the walls and floor, some expertly mounted, some haphazardly piled in precarious stacks. The air hums with an expectant energy, and the corners of your mind tingle as if imperceptibly gnawed on by thousands of tiny nibbling teeth.

You have entered the Wizzzard.Tower. You feel that this was a grave error.

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Homo Conjunx Sapien

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sign here muy lord and become a magical girl

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Mama Mia! The CIA's main purpose is empire building! Yahoo! Okee dokee! :mario:

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Wizzzard.online is a firmly pro-Cow-Tool instance, this is my first major stand taken as an admin

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god this is one of the coolest characters ive ever put together in a videogame

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femboy attack mode

i really really like this look

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Colophon

@esvrld Gallant boosts and faves Colophon's posts but comments "COLOPHON," Goofus sees Colophon's posts, and then boosts and faves them and says "lmfao colophon"

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For Honor, Eye Contact with a 3d Masked Man, UPGRADE 

:hacker_b: :hacker_l: :hacker_u: :hacker_e:
:hacker_m: :hacker_a: :hacker_n:

:hacker_t: :hacker_w: :hacker_o:

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femboy attack mode

@swiff balancing games "democratically" (that is, by listening to reddit) always goes bad specially when theres new characters. cause like a very big number of complaints come from people who feel offended at the idea that theyd have to learn to adapt to new things

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femboy attack mode

foes: garbage 😠

me, 40 bpm: hello friend. here is how you can defeat me

foes: [something racist]

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Lixo

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femboy attack mode

the morgan effect

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Hey there kids, what’s up, it’s:

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:hacker_s: :hacker_u: :hacker_n: :hacker_d: :hacker_a: :hacker_y: :hacker_s:

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Viri, Swooning Left and Right

gay enough that it's an impediment to my health

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WIZARD ACADEMY DROPOUT

THE NEXT TIME YOU "DOWNLOAD" AN "APP" SPARE A THOUGHT FOR THE POOR WIZARDS WHO WOULD HAVE GUIDED YOU THROUGH THE INSTALLATION IN THE DAYS OF YORE

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WIZARD ACADEMY DROPOUT

THIS ECONOMY HAS BEEN QUITE BRUTAL ON WIZARDS AS WELL. THERE ARE MANY STRUGGLING SOFTWARE WIZARDS WHO LOST THEIR JOBS TO AUTOMATED SYSTEMS IN THE EARLY 2010S

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bacterial slow wilt

my compromise position is that mastodon should remain rich text-less, but we should instead be given the ability to set a font for our posts

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Hey there kids, what’s up, it’s:

:hacker_i: :hacker_n: :hacker_t: :hacker_r: :hacker_o: :hacker_s: :hacker_p: :hacker_e: :hacker_c: :hacker_t: :hacker_i: :hacker_o: :hacker_n:
:hacker_s: :hacker_u: :hacker_n: :hacker_d: :hacker_a: :hacker_y: :hacker_s:

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Juniper Herodias Angel Theory

If you were told to design the worst social media possible; not in a "badly made" way but in a "this will break the mind of anyone who uses it and make them as much of an objectively worse person as possible"

Whatcha pitching?

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Get outta those mechies, guy!! No one wants you here!!

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Oop, sorry, nevermind, the New Type of Guy just revealed himself to actually just be another repainting of racism, false alarm everyone

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I shall now envision an entirely new type of guy.

I am forming him in my mind's eye.

This will be the most Original and Nonderivative guyotype to ever grace this wretched timeline.

The guy that will herald a new era

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British Melissa innit gov

FC meetings before endwalker: 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐉🐉🐉🐉🐇🐇🦁🦁🐻🐻

FC meetings after endwalker: 🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐈🐈🐈🐉🐉🐉🦁🐻

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:kouma1: Let Ya Nutz hang 2K7

oh cool, so albion online is a completely player driven economy

the free markets wont steer me wrong here

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