Swiff, Bathed in the Spice @swiff@wizzzard.online

you can espouse a belief. you can also be married to a belief. but it is always possible to annul these marriages, as it is not possible to fuck a belief

@georgespolitzer @swiff then he joins the court of owls, who are all owl furries

@swiff @ChaosSkeleton lmao. dawg.

i must not feaw
feaw is the mind-kiwwer
feaw is the wittle-death that bwings totaw obwitewation

@starwall mmmm im sorry starwall but if u play a capitalist in stellaris you're betraying the revolution. that's just how it works

look not all communists roleplay as communist nations in paradox interactive games. we also sometimes play as other kinds of nations.

@sidd_harth0_5h4h
*me, manic, frenzy-eyed*

True though that may be, that is NOT what is being litigated here!

*I slam my desk and knock over a coffee mug, which shatters in a metaphor for my mental state. This legal case has taken its toll on me.*

@swiff it doesn’t matter, all Pokémon are cute

We finally got you, buster

The crux of my argument hinges on Raticate, who has nearly the same body shape of Pikachu, but actually has distinctive traits of rodents that Pikachu lacks entirely.

Pikachu is not a goddamn mouse, and i don't care what the games tell me. It's some kind of small bear or marsupial perhaps, possibly a raccoon of some type, but it is Extremely Not a Mouse

doing 3 loops around the taco bell drive thru just to cheat their system and bring their times down, in return they give me a bunch of free shit