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Hours lost in the dark, you finally push open the cellar door and surface. Taking stock of your surroundings, you are unconvinced that your situation has improved.

Artifacts line the walls and floor, some expertly mounted, some haphazardly piled in precarious stacks. The air hums with an expectant energy, and the corners of your mind tingle as if imperceptibly gnawed on by thousands of tiny nibbling teeth.

You have entered the Wizzzard.Tower. You feel that this was a grave error.

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An AK-47 has enough wooden parts to be considered, legally, a wizard's staff

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Wizzzard.online is a firmly pro-Cow-Tool instance, this is my first major stand taken as an admin

"The average tankie will support [opinion i've never heard of in my life]"

I always see final fantasy players talking about macros but I just don't get it, like, why are y'all so microphobic??

i wanted to learn a purely functional programming language, but it seems like a big haskell

Like, I'm getting paid for the extra time, I've basically got an extra shift in my hours now that I didn't physically need to leave the house for

But still, damn, it's stressful managing the volunteer calendar for the whole dang organization.

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Lordy I find fielding volunteer emails to be easily the most stressful part of my job now, and it's not even close.

I honestly already really miss this job not having homework.

@swiff at long last, hentai that doesn't shy away from making me c

understanding how other people feel IS abnormal and IS a burden and i WILL be forming a pseudoscientific feminine identity around this

Swiff is one of the most underrated posters on here

Endurance hunting, as the noble sandwich can outpace any human on the dead sprint. It must be a battle of degrees, of my will versus that of the sandwich

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Hunting great roving herds of sandwiches armed with nought but a spear and my wits, as did my ancestors

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@swiff today is the day of sleepy, you Viri and I are all polymorphing into yawn elementals

Butt cheeks are dusty, bones are creaky, ready to face the day as more of an ambulatory yawn than a man

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