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Hours lost in the dark, you finally push open the cellar door and surface. Taking stock of your surroundings, you are unconvinced that your situation has improved.

Artifacts line the walls and floor, some expertly mounted, some haphazardly piled in precarious stacks. The air hums with an expectant energy, and the corners of your mind tingle as if imperceptibly gnawed on by thousands of tiny nibbling teeth.

You have entered the Wizzzard.Tower. You feel that this was a grave error.

Ascend.

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I will never take Mastodon seriously and that's a promise

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An AK-47 has enough wooden parts to be considered, legally, a wizard's staff

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Wizzzard.online is a firmly pro-Cow-Tool instance, this is my first major stand taken as an admin

@kalka see we're one point on a paranormal triangular area, similar to the bermuda, bridgewater, etc

so where is Nitecrew geographically situated with regards to wizzzard tower and monads mansion?

@swiff meesa so sorry for slime on yousa newt powder mister wizard jedi

The Wizzzard.tower and the Monads mansion share the same basement-- like, our two different buildings and their two different basement hatches somehow both open to the same entry to the same staircase down. Space time anomaly, you know how it goes

This is normally fine, there is ample storage space for us to share, but it does make the unexpected spontaneous Orgy Day a little bit of a potential landmine if i need to grab a new crate of hats or some fresh Homunculus Meat and forget to knock.

so that mario movie trailer was fine, the humor was uhh, not quite there. i think my biggest question, why is mario important?? they didn't give any reason

im like an old lighthouse keeper except theres a giant howitzer on top of the tower and i blow away any rancid ships that approach the coast of the instance

Morgan impression 

*reading a part of homestuck in which a character laments the violence that they must perform and the danger they must be in*

oh this is just like gundam

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Morgan impression 

*reading a part of homestuck in which a character laments the violence that they must perform and the danger they must be in*

oh this is just like gundam

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I could probably pull off a respectable Morgan impression, though not through any of the usual hallmarks: no porno dialogue or references to mark's dad, that's for amateurs.

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