Swiff @swiff@wizzzard.online
Just a Wizard Simp making my way in this world
Mufos can contact me anywhere, just lemme know who you are!
26, CA, USA
Cops ain't shit, empire is evil, nuance is good but centrism isn't
Boosts & Faves are basically always a-okay, I take 'em in an always positive light
Follow reqs are fine, no need for a message ahead of time unless ya just want to
Joined Oct 2020
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Introduction!
#introductions
Heyo!!
I'm Adam, or Swiff, either one works!
I've been on and off the fedi for about four(?) years now, first on the big mastodon.social, then on glitch.social, then cybre.space, then rage.love (which is where my alt still is!) and now finally here in my very own tower! Never had a giant social media presence, and I don't see that changing if I can help it.
I'm a huge dork, and in spite of it all I learn a lot by being on here, following who I do
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Mama Mia! The CIA's main purpose is empire building! Yahoo! Okee dokee! 
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Hark,
Another Wizard's tower appears upon the horizon, floating upon its own chunk of rock in the sky.
It drifts along, moving in tandem with the first, the tower of Old Man Swiff, but this tower houses a different master, a different mage.
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In my heart of hearts, all I've ever wanted to be in this world is the Chess Playing Death from Seventh Seal but with cool long hair.
That is my ideal end point in life.
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Wizzzard.online is a firmly pro-Cow-Tool instance, this is my first major stand taken as an admin
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okay now that i'm fully out of withdrawal i am gonna try E.Y.E.: Divine Cybermancy
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It's third strongest mole time!!!
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i'm playing earthbound right now, hang out if you want!
https://www.twitch.tv/raccoonrenaissance
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i regret to inform you that i am still alive, mr. miyamoto
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the best things to happen to gundam characters is if they live and don't show up again
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shake it, quake it, space kaboom
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mostly i just dont want to live in a world where all game dev knowledge that isnt tied to unity has been lost
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honestly i dont have any ideological goals with writing free game dev tools beyond the fact that it makes me happy to share things with people and i have gotten bitten really hard by proprietary stuff in the past. i know it doesnt fix capitalism but its better than the alternative
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i got mountain climber lv. 2 in ring fit. i just wanted to dole out my belongings to my friends before this move kills me. to @kara i leave my kitty. he's not a belonging, he's a friend
to @swiff i leave my rage. use it well
to @ohtorifightclub i leave my patience. it's actually there, i have that
and to @galaxgal i leave my various subscriptions, don't tell them i'm dead and you can watch hulu
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DID YOU KNOW
the dutch can echolocate
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I have been punished for my raw unhinged energy just now
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the ending of "a star to guide us" is just the anet writers gleefully breaking your shins with baseball bats and then when you think they're finally finished they just kill you with a gun
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me: sorry. i'm just gaming!
swiff: never say that to me again
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Just a Wizard Simp making my way in this world
Mufos can contact me anywhere, just lemme know who you are!
26, CA, USA
Cops ain't shit, empire is evil, nuance is good but centrism isn't
Boosts & Faves are basically always a-okay, I take 'em in an always positive light
Follow reqs are fine, no need for a message ahead of time unless ya just want to
Joined Oct 2020
