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Hours lost in the dark, you finally push open the cellar door and surface. Taking stock of your surroundings, you are unconvinced that your situation has improved.

Artifacts line the walls and floor, some expertly mounted, some haphazardly piled in precarious stacks. The air hums with an expectant energy, and the corners of your mind tingle as if imperceptibly gnawed on by thousands of tiny nibbling teeth.

You have entered the Wizzzard.Tower. You feel that this was a grave error.

Ascend.

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I will never take Mastodon seriously and that's a promise

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An AK-47 has enough wooden parts to be considered, legally, a wizard's staff

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Wizzzard.online is a firmly pro-Cow-Tool instance, this is my first major stand taken as an admin

[[Chaos Warp]] is my single favorite Mtg card. It is honestly not even very good, but it is versatile and hilarious and has a 1-in-60ish chance of just letting your enemy deploy their win condition for free and losing immediately. It's perfect. I would change nothing about it at all.

I cannot fucking help you if you give me under a fucking hour in which to do so

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Volunteers email me earlier than a HALF HOUR IN ADVANCE of the shift you are trying to join challenge 2022 (completely utterly impossible)

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Humble had it on sale so seemed worth it for the fun tech demo

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@swiff

#feditips after using the fediverse for a while, make sure to stand up and stretch your legs. and then walk away and never return.

absolutely shitting myself and dying realizing that there's a lot of fortnite kids who have literally never heard of or seen dragonball until this crossover event

i appreciate how periodically the search function just fucking breaks and can't return more than four results on anything but hashtags.

hashtags. the famous mastdon feature that definitely works and people certainly use with sincerity.

im a menace at work rn lmao, asking everyone if they got paid. the IT guy was mad nervous lmao

me ready to lead newly goth people to the secret entrance of the bat cave

"do you RP" would be a bizarre first DM but so much less bizarre than "*sits in your lap*"

@swiff
Ok, gimme a sec
*does the pose from that one image of a guy psychically levitating a pizza*

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