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Hours lost in the dark, you finally push open the cellar door and surface. Taking stock of your surroundings, you are unconvinced that your situation has improved.

Artifacts line the walls and floor, some expertly mounted, some haphazardly piled in precarious stacks. The air hums with an expectant energy, and the corners of your mind tingle as if imperceptibly gnawed on by thousands of tiny nibbling teeth.

You have entered the Wizzzard.Tower. You feel that this was a grave error.

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Mama Mia! The CIA's main purpose is empire building! Yahoo! Okee dokee! :mario:

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Wizzzard.online is a firmly pro-Cow-Tool instance, this is my first major stand taken as an admin

god this is one of the coolest characters ive ever put together in a videogame

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@esvrld Gallant boosts and faves Colophon's posts but comments "COLOPHON," Goofus sees Colophon's posts, and then boosts and faves them and says "lmfao colophon"

@swiff balancing games "democratically" (that is, by listening to reddit) always goes bad specially when theres new characters. cause like a very big number of complaints come from people who feel offended at the idea that theyd have to learn to adapt to new things

foes: garbage 😠

me, 40 bpm: hello friend. here is how you can defeat me

foes: [something racist]

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THE NEXT TIME YOU "DOWNLOAD" AN "APP" SPARE A THOUGHT FOR THE POOR WIZARDS WHO WOULD HAVE GUIDED YOU THROUGH THE INSTALLATION IN THE DAYS OF YORE

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THIS ECONOMY HAS BEEN QUITE BRUTAL ON WIZARDS AS WELL. THERE ARE MANY STRUGGLING SOFTWARE WIZARDS WHO LOST THEIR JOBS TO AUTOMATED SYSTEMS IN THE EARLY 2010S

my compromise position is that mastodon should remain rich text-less, but we should instead be given the ability to set a font for our posts

If you were told to design the worst social media possible; not in a "badly made" way but in a "this will break the mind of anyone who uses it and make them as much of an objectively worse person as possible"

Whatcha pitching?

Oop, sorry, nevermind, the New Type of Guy just revealed himself to actually just be another repainting of racism, false alarm everyone

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I shall now envision an entirely new type of guy.

I am forming him in my mind's eye.

This will be the most Original and Nonderivative guyotype to ever grace this wretched timeline.

The guy that will herald a new era

FC meetings before endwalker: πŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ»πŸ»

FC meetings after endwalker: πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ¦πŸ»

oh cool, so albion online is a completely player driven economy

the free markets wont steer me wrong here

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