*Space marine helmeted voice*

BATTLE-BROTHER! LEND ME YOUR AID! I WAS INVESTIGATING THIS ANCIENT CLOTHES WASHING DEVICE FOR SIGNS OF HERETICAL TAMPERING, BUT THE THICKNESS OF MY MIGHTY CERAMITE POWER ARMOR HAS GOTTEN ME STUCK. I REQUIRE YOUR HELP APPLYING THE SACRED LUBRICANTS AND RECITING THE APPROPRIATE LITANIES

Fun note, the little audio blowout at the start of the music wasn't my doing, that's just what the song is Like

You're laughing

This Noble Son of the Emperor, this Proud Astartes, is stuck in a washing machine and you're LAUGHING

@swiff I shall alert the Astropathic Choir to send this message across the galaxy

@swiff all blood angel successor chapters draw sanguinius like that

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