Cortana: Chef you have to smoke this doink
Master chief: no Cortana ive left that life behind me
Cortana: but if you don't the covenant wins
Mister chif: dammmnb... I guess Master Keef is coming out of retirement for one last job...
weed
@swiff master chief's suit may not jack him off but it does hotbox his helmet for him
weed
@TheAmazingM @hoppet fance as hell
re: weed
@swiff @TheAmazingM cortana was his trip sitter his first time
@swiff Absolutely not he's a Marine
@swiff straight edge guys don't beat off so no
@georgespolitzer drafting a mass email to every active straight edge club or organization asking about the gray area of a suit jacking one off rather than doing it oneself
@swiff ok jsyk but this means interacting with the DC hardcore scene
@georgespolitzer undraft, unDRAFT, UNSEND
What if John Halo smoked a big double size blunt during the post credit scene of halo 3 would that be fucked up or wgat