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Urban fantasy setting where instead of pigeons there's just harpies.
They aren't, like, overly sexual, and they still eat garbage off the street and trash bins and stuff like that, they're just human sized and terrifying, but as harmless as regular pigeons unless harassed.
@swiff like pigeons are they also domesticated but largely abandoned?
@Sorl to roughly the same degree as a feral cat, i would say
@swiff do they coo 
@Sorl the harpies make sounds like human beings imitating birds. In some cases this is endearing, in most it is haunting
@swiff yea we call em smack-heads :v
@bongmaster this joke sucks
@swiff swiff, fantasy genius, strikes again
Sign by the harbor saying "Do Not Feed The Mermaids" and they come to the surface whenever somebody is walking near the pier in case they brought breadcrumbs