We need more phrases like "Computer Toucher" to describe very regular jobs in odd stilted ways

barrista: bean heater
delivery driver: snack taxi
car sales: engine slinger
car repair: muffler nurse
teacher: brain filler
childcare: manager of onboarding (all kids are the new guy)
sandwich artist: sandwich artist (this one is already perfect)
retail associate: literal god

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