so i'm reading an absolutely ancient pdf of Dragon Magazine Issue #3, and there's a really awful grody section on incorporating female characters into D&D in just the most heinously casually misogynistic and biological essentialist ways, but it DOES include this line so who can say if it's good or bad

yo FUCK whisks.

anyone ever tried to clean one of these things?

Like, shit, just be a dang spoon, punkass utensil

swiff plays Pokemon Uranium 

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swiff plays Pokemon Uranium 

oh, hello @extinct what are you doing in this pokemon game, nice to see you here

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swiff plays Pokemon Uranium 

well, i made it through the cave and this is just lovely

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swiff plays Pokemon Uranium 

So this is neat, we're hitting the first real obstacle of the game: something's driving pokemon to aggression in this place called Comet Cave, and they're attacking people in groups. As such, it's considered unsafe to proceed alone.

Luckily: Theo's here, and he's being uncharacteristically even-tempered!

Either way, wild pokemon double-battle areas are a neat idea i haven't thought of before.

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swiff plays Pokemon Uranium 

Pathetic. Your fight wasn't even worth documenting.

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swiff plays Pokemon Uranium 

its actually time for gym battle 2! This one's built into a big ol' cave, which is neat.

This is the first instance of something that will apparently define Uranium's Gyms: they're based on themes rather than types. I've been told that this dude's gym will be based around "pokemon found in caves," meaning rock, ground, poison, and dark are all on the table to show up. I think that's a neat way of doing it!

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swiff plays Pokemon Uranium 

There's been some team additions and a smiiiiidge of quiet leveling! More than these two back in the PC, actually, but i'll introduce them when they actually need to pinch hit. For now: Meet Yarrow and Dianthus!

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so jokes about being isekai'd aside, @galaxgal , @ohtorifightclub and I all just sorta hung out, sitting on the railings of a balcony on the second story of a tavern, as we watched the server go down.

Travelers sped by on horseback or in carts on the road beneath us, and we watched them go by. The sounds of boats arriving or departing in the harbor behind us mixed with the thud of hoofbeats and the muted sounds of the tavern inside.

And, amidst it all, we just sat there sharing that moment.

swiff plays Pokemon Uranium 

ok getting real tired of people getting uppity with me after they attack me without any choice or decision being made on my part, but go off I guess, kid.

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swiff plays Pokemon Uranium 

badge acquired.

Also, the fact that my custom sprite is overlarge for the border of this child-size trainer card is fucking hilarious

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