@ItsMorgan @starwall provisionally unbanned
@ItsMorgan @starwall All of you are BANNEd
@swiff bearded elves is an excellent band name
@umalkosh @bees @HoneyMoon it'd take too many spell slots otherwise, you see
@deidara u got this!!
@umalkosh @bees @HoneyMoon this is slander the only illusory part of Zan's appearance is that he uses illusion magic to make the elastic hair ties in his beard braids look like the gold beads and clasps he used to get at the Fantasy Jewler's Shoppe
@RussellsBarbershopQuartet @Bugaboo lol when a 39 year old has to invent a 14 year old to best with facts and logic, gotta laugh
@bees @umalkosh @HoneyMoon Groggy half asleep wizard prestidigitates all his clothes onto himself while the horn section goes hogwild
@umalkosh @swiff @HoneyMoon DM lore correction: this plays on the house speaker connected to Dolores's iPad that Zandolomir has access to when he gets dressed in the morning
@swiff @HoneyMoon @bees this plays in his head when he gets dressed in the morning
@HoneyMoon @bees @umalkosh Theme of Zandolimir https://youtu.be/Bx4QKwN7Vho
You, a Reigning Monarch: "Ok explain this curse business to me."
Me, your magical advisor: "It works like this."
You: "Ah, ok thank yo-"
Me: "Here let me demonstrate, it works on entire villages at a time."
You: "Do not do this"
Me: "I am Already doing this"
You: "nnoOOOOO"
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