Swiff, Bathed in the Spice @swiff@wizzzard.online
- Discord:
- swiff#8381
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Just a Wizard Simp making my way in this world
Mufos can contact me anywhere, just lemme know who you are!
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Cops ain't shit, empire is evil, nuance is good but centrism isn't
Actively trying to get isekai'd, enigmatic and malicious MMO devs please contact me ASAP
Boosts & Faves are basically always a-okay, I take 'em in an always positive light
Follow reqs are fine, no need for a message ahead of time unless ya just want to
Joined Oct 2020
it's lancer day
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if God isn't gay why does he keep filling me with piss
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Goat Mastodon Commits A Caper
@whiskers 
good night pal
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you can espouse a belief. you can also be married to a belief. but it is always possible to annul these marriages, as it is not possible to fuck a belief
@byttyrs yeah but you can pay a belief "lip service" and i'm pretty sure that counts legally in some states
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@swiff shredded cheese
A while ago @galaxgal opened a group voice call with "Good evening, Delicious Gamers" and it hasn't left my brain since
@ItsMorgan what'd you get me
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@georgespolitzer @swiff then he joins the court of owls, who are all owl furries
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i must not feaw
feaw is the mind-kiwwer
feaw is the wittle-death that bwings totaw obwitewation
@georgespolitzer @ChaosSkeleton Ra’s Al Ghul, soaking in the Lazarus Pit with his waterproofed laptop after a ferocious batman beatdown, angrily googling “what animals eat bats”
- Discord:
- swiff#8381
- Legs =
- Long
- Pronouns
- He/They (Interchangable)
Just a Wizard Simp making my way in this world
Mufos can contact me anywhere, just lemme know who you are!
26
Cops ain't shit, empire is evil, nuance is good but centrism isn't
Actively trying to get isekai'd, enigmatic and malicious MMO devs please contact me ASAP
Boosts & Faves are basically always a-okay, I take 'em in an always positive light
Follow reqs are fine, no need for a message ahead of time unless ya just want to
Joined Oct 2020
