Swiff, Arcane Are His Ways @swiff@wizzzard.online

@swiff @starwall yeah? well i think dwarves should look like cousin it from the addams. what do u think about that

@swiff bearded elves is an excellent band name

@swiff @HoneyMoon @bees this plays in his head when he gets dressed in the morning

coot

this guy is flipping u off

is buggy

You, a Reigning Monarch: "Ok explain this curse business to me."

Me, your magical advisor: "It works like this."

You: "Ah, ok thank yo-"

Me: "Here let me demonstrate, it works on entire villages at a time."

You: "Do not do this"

Me: "I am Already doing this"

You: "nnoOOOOO"

people go to museums to appreciate history but when i raise genghis khan from the dead people tell me that's "bad" and "a perversion of life" smh