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The existence of Cyberpunk 2077 the videogame has made google searches for, about, or relating to Cyberpunk the Genre of Fiction a fucking nightmare.

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ok so fish eye is in, pointed it at my face for a laugh only to discover i look HOT AS HELL baby
(selfie)

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i have performed personal hygiene and drank a glass of water. i am now neurotypical for the next ten minutes

far side has made me physically, actually crack up in the last year, no other newspaper comic old or new can claim that

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this post is probably more flippant than i really ought to be, but certainly those are the two that stick out in my mind.

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the first and most important pin on this account.

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Wizzzard.online is a firmly pro-Cow-Tool instance, this is my first major stand taken as an admin

all this talk of mediocre-to-bad newspaper comics is reminding me why i own several of the far side anthologies, one of calvin and hobbes, and absolutely nothing else related to any newspaper comics.

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Can I make a post so singularly bad that it hits integer overflow and loops back around to being good? 

Finally, Scott Adams (writer of Dilbert) and Funk Pop have teamed up to release a brand new collectible urethral sound just in time for pride. In a ringing endorsement, Joe Rogan said, "

I just got reminded that scott adams lives extremely close to me and I hate that fact. I must have known and blocked it out.

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confidence is the most damaging trait possible in a cishet white male

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I would be the first to tell you that my knowledge is lacking in many things, but if it’s one thing I know too, too much about, it’s random right wing pundits

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If you don’t know about the Dilbert guy, don’t look into it. Only pain awaits you. You would not believe that someone who wrote such a boring and uninteresting comic could wreck such havoc

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I can't remember why I never wound up commenting in julles' pokemon type kin assignment thread, but I think if I were to self assign it'd be either Ghost/Normal or Normal/Psychic. The order doesn't have any mechanical effect, but for whatever reason those specific arrangements feel right.

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my good friend who often tries to argue bullshit for fun usually falls back on saying "oh it's because they're super ____".

"why does every boss in destiny 2 do the big steppy"
"they've all got super legs"
">:|"

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@whiskers @bees @swiff julles is rarely wrong about this sort of thing they're just right in the least useful way

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@Aleums @whiskers that's basically rock (fighting) paper (flying) scissors (rock)

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