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*Someone composes an EXTREMELY well crafted joke post, it is clever and incisive and cuts to the core of my sense of humor*

Me: haha :)

*Someone edits one frame of the Morrowind construction kit into a montage set to Cruel Angel's Thesis*

Me:

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That skellypost has reminded me of N'wahgelion

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@swiff @a_rock or will give you estimates for traffic or the platonic ideal of roads that are empty except for you as if that helps anyone

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swiff I challenge you to a triathlon the next time we meet

the first leg: cooking competition
the second leg: rolling and joint-smoking (combined event)
the third leg: extreme chilling

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somebody finally called me out on my shirt being unbuttoned too far at work 😔 end of an era..

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IT'S LATE. MY WORLD SHATTERING POST PROJECT HAS COME TO A STANDSTILL. I PORE OVER THE GRIMOIRES BEFORE SIGHING AND MAKING A POST THAT EQUATES WATER MAGIC WITH PISS. A MINOR TREMOR ROLLS THROUGH THE EARTH. SUCCESS, IT SEEMS, WOULD NOT FIND ME TODAY

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Ogdo chat log 

HorsebaneMaximum: Personally I think fall sucks
SkinShedderIRL: every season is necromancy season, but fall brings out the posers
HorsebaneMaximum: it's disgusting
SkinShedderIRL: don't get me started on Halloween
HorsebaneMaximum: Anyone who likes fall should be shot
SkinShedderIRL: shot dead
HorsebaneMaximum: yeah
Fallophon: Hey just back from doing like ten micro rituals because I'm so goddamn excited about fall, my ass is fully leafed up, this rules, anyway I'll catch up with these posts in a sec

Oops this gets a little real 

this is slightly an exaggeration but like I've lost an entire friendship before because I admitted to being into someone and they at some point decided that they weren't ok with that so traumies gonna traumatize

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Oops this gets a little real 

I don't flirt because I've got socially ingrained programming which tells me I will seem like a predatory fuckboy the instant I do

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