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@swiff this avi change + post is hilarious to me because my un-circling script shows a square around your orbular avi

@swiff
barrista: bean heater
delivery driver: snack taxi
car sales: engine slinger
car repair: muffler nurse
teacher: brain filler
childcare: manager of onboarding (all kids are the new guy)
sandwich artist: sandwich artist (this one is already perfect)
retail associate: literal god

@swiff
*genuine golf clap*
quiet chess announcer voice: outstanding play by Swiff Wizzzard.Online, taking the bearded gambit

as a contribution to this monads bit, I will be impersonating Swiff for the forseeable future on the timeline

Big Downer, this is Bummer Introspection, be advised before opening 

there's been a LOT of sirens tonight

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Big Downer, this is Bummer Introspection, be advised before opening 

Sometimes I hear sirens from emergency vehicles blaring away at 2-3 am, and all I can think about is how, right now, someone very nearby me is having what may well be the worst, or last, or both, night of their life.

We need more phrases like "Computer Toucher" to describe very regular jobs in odd stilted ways

COMING UP WITH A NEW SPELL TO FUCK THE BAGEL. I JUST CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO DO IT MYSELF

PEOPLE TELL ME "KARA YOU'VE GOT TOO MANY STAVES AND TOMES! YOU KEEP TRIPPING OVER YOUR PILED UP STAVES AND TOMES WHEN YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM AT NIGHT" WELL THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE A RESPLENDENT AMOUNT OF STAVES AND/OR TOMES WOULD SAY

@swiff i mean i got suspended for posting terfs get the wall so it's not completely unmoderated atm

I'm not actually even that much of an accelerationist for the demolishing of that website, because I know a TON of artists who really rely upon it, but if this is correct about the state of things then it is kind of an ethical mandate that the site be executed ASAP

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Because if my understanding is correct hoo boy hoo golly hoo jeez

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So, like

Just so I'm clear, twitter is 100% unregulated content-wise, right now, yeah?

Like,

With no oversight and no ability to IMPLEMENT oversight, freaks are absolutely posting a storm of deeply illegal and immoral content because no one will stop them or punish it yeah?

To be clear, I don't mean "immoral content" like the kind that normally exists on twitter, what I mean is there is absolutely no one currently on staff to prevent the posting of CSA or other active recordings of abuse?

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